[Filtered to his friendly types. If you think you could be included, you are]

Doing okay?

[This is an entirely accidental post. Stupid haunted communicators.] --Ouch. [He totally drops the PADD now. Clang. Crash. Crack. Have some static and views of the floor, barge.]

What the fuck.

.... fuck this place. [And the feed cuts out.]

So I was thinking about it today. And I think that if we ever went to a planet of unicorns, that would be really cool.

Even if they won't come anywhere near me.

[Private to Dick]

You owe me being pathetic on your couch.

[Private to Shego]

CES?

[Private to Tosh]

I think we both need a drink.

There is no fucking way.

Fuck this again.

And fuck all of you.

I'm not him. I will never be him.

[Private to Shego]

You--[please don't be affected, please don't be Miss Go and know the bad Kirk :C] Where are you?

I'm not apologizing for anything, because it wasn't me and none of it will ever be me ( Read more... )

[Kirk and Shego have the strangest conversations. And since he left in the middle of one, that is exactly where he's coming back, which is now gloriously broadcast to all.]

--ring dream that the Enterprise is being eaten by an octopus in space and for whatever reason, Tim is there and all he can say is 'that is so cool' like it's the realization ( Read more... )

Next year, I think I would enjoy just a cake for my birthday.

[Privates to T'Pol and Cissie, same message but you can't read the other's response]

I'm sorry.

( [Spam for Shego] )

[Private to Shego]

I'm sorry I propositioned you.

Again.

[Private to Tim]

I'm sorry I asked you to break up with Shego so I could sleep with her.

Well. There's that.

[Spock's gone. Uhura's leaving. And from now on, We Are Not Talking About It Ever :|]

So, Morgan. You think that was some kind of vision about our future together?

[Private to T'Pol[

You still have that weird Vulcan game to play?

[Private to Shego]

You gonna make the change to Mrs. Drake permanent?

I've always wondered what life would be like as a musical.

[He seems unaffected but that's a lie. He's humming The Beatles "Hello Goodbye" under his breath. Push him and he'll probably break into all Beatles songs ever.]

This is a flood right?